I’M DEAD
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom
BIG STRONG DAUGHTER
I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is
18 genders in pokemon. Some are weak to others
builds my 6 person friend group with several different genders to minimize weaknesses
TOLKIEN WEEK Day 3 - scenerygasm (+ water)
sometimes not getting closure is closure. despite what books and movies say, you don’t always need (though you may want it) it to move on. time is the best thing to put between you and another person, especially if they won’t give you the ending you desire.
modern au
i do love the “are ya winnin son” wholesome meme edits but sometimes i forget what the original was and i lose my mind whenever i remember it
so sorry to be the one to inform you but its this:
LITERALLY some of you don’t fucking know what “disposable income is” like i cannot stress ENOUGH that someone who was able to get animal crossing on day 1 of launch or a ps5 preorder that is still only working minimum wage job and/or cannot pay their rent on a monthly basis is NOT your enemy bruv they are NOT “the rich” like PLEASE cement that in your head.
had to share @rykhafirehand ’s tags:
thank you for boiling off capitalist propaganda to get down to the essence of economics
i’d like to add: you are SUPPOSED TO HAVE DISPOSABLE INCOME.
you are supposed to have enough money for toys and games and vacations. that is what the citizens of a normal and healthy society should be buying without stressing out about if they’re gonna be able to afford to live the next day. you’re not just supposed to have ‘a little bit’ or ‘if you save up’ or ‘sometimes you can treat yourself’, you are supposed to have disposable income, and plenty of it.
Sorry not sorry, it's time for milk drunk kittens again
3 days old. They've got a lot of work to do if they want to compare to Oleander.
it is so so important to me that you know about the ancient egyptian god Medjed aka
meet your new favorite Obscure God! mentioned only once in the Book of the Dead, this little fella "shoots rays of lights from his eyes, yet is unseen." Invisible Laser Eyes Sheet Ghost God!!!
You know those posts and memes about how everyone is afraid to indulge in daydreams in public in case someone nearby can red minds? They all have like, 50k+ plus notes so it’s a safe bet everyone around you indulges in random daydreaming and anyone who can read minds has heard it all. Your daydream isn’t going to be the weirdest thing they’ve ever heard thought. You have to relax. If some guy on the train with me can read minds and is freaked out by how well laid-out my ongoing lord of the rings self insert AU is that’s on him. The character development is flawless.
Look, if you’re going to send me recommendations for comedy media, you need to understand that I’m the sort of person who can sit through an exquisitely crafted half-hour standup routine and barely crack a smirk, then stumble across a Tumblr post where the entire joke is somebody grotesquely mis-spelling a common word and lose it for like a minute straight.
Like, this right here? According to the gremlin that lives in my brain, this is the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen:
This image is now funny for a different reason.
CHICA NO DON’T DESTROY EARTH FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY NO
not to be cliche, but life really is the little things. that cup of coffee in the morning i make while dancing to silly songs. that one time someone said my hair looked really cute (even though i disagree). or when i draw something and finally feel confident about it. when i find a quote i deeply resonate with and it stays with me. minutes i spend laughing with someone i love. life is that. the small, really small stuff adds up to the big picture, so when i look back i see little snippets of everything and everyone i’ve ever loved.
