Promoting the Anakin Skywalker Agenda

Inspired by @tranakin-skywalker 's idea of Vader merging with his younger self after dying except is mind and body

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Dir. George Lucas

@wehavecometoanend--maybe

lucky i wasn’t born with a dick bc i’d get hard from seeing a beautiful body of water

she W on my D til i 40

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

pregnancy happens when two clear-headed adults sign a contract and shake hands, much like a business merger

it's kinda cool that you want me too

STAR WARS: CLONE WARS (2003) Dir. Gennedy Tartakovsky

if you do more than one just pick the one you do most often! (for instance i'm a sound off girl except for occasionally when i'm a game off refreshing the app nonstop girl)

A little pow pow for April's character of the month

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

Stoned off my ass currently and so fucking mad at this meme that i had to fix it. Google sheets you are fucking on the google sheets.

A BLURRED LOVE

new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

I taught my friend how to chop an onion bc no one taught him how to cook (guy in a conservative Christian family). He was so excited to be cooking for the first time so I made him chop the onion bc I hate doing it. And suddenly he starts yelling “MY EYES ARE WATERING!!!! ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!”. He was so fucking excited but I had to stop him bc he couldn’t see but was still chopping.

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

is it not like mye-teh?