if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter)

Bonus:

I h8 my life

Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."

Whovians:

Sherlockians:

Potterheads:

XMFC fandom:

Supernatural fandom:

HOW PERFECT IS THIS.

Marvel fandom:

Ok this wins

…this post is actually a relic from 2012?

SHUT !! UP !!!

@Calum5SOS: Trainin’ hard with @luke5sos @bonnerjf7 to have as much energy on stage as possible. 💪🏽

when you’re late to class

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOY IN THE WORLD +

Where is this?!,!?! I need to do this!

This is Switzerland! I wanna do this so badly^.^

What’s the song tho?

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else 

you think this is a joke

are you fucking serious

Why

who ya gonna call?

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

*tremors run through body* did you pay the baby sitter

me too