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Babette Bombshell Babylon

@babettebombshell / babettebombshell.tumblr.com

Musings from the one and only Plus-size Goddess of Gore.  Babette is a cult film starlet, satirical comic & plus-size super model, living in a haunted hotel, with an expertise in all manner of weirdness. .
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Thanks to everyone who came to my celebrity meet'n greet at the grand reopening of the Indian River Souvenir Emporium. #babettebombshell #celebritycharity #portraitsofcourage #celebritiesarejustlikeyou #risingstar #younghollywoodtalent #barelylegal #saltwatertaffy #freshsqueezeddaily #livegators #restareainfluencer https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsw-hooFzF2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o1vubb266xou

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Will this church survive having me officiate a wedding?... We shall see... https://www.instagram.com/p/BsnwDquFOnL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pi1wwrqk758v

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Tonight at the Haunted Hotel, we are eagerly waiting for my Shepherd's Pie to cool. I make this version with ground turkey and feta... the spice I use in the turkey gives the pie a flavor profile similar to gyro meat. The top is traditional mashed potatoes with crumbled tater tots for crispness. I top it with a dollop of tzatziki sauce before serving. #babettebombshell #sheperdspie #turkeypie #foodies #foodporn https://www.instagram.com/p/BsRdQ91lRX7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nx2cdyerrtzr

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I thought that this deserved music. Quiet lives of desperation play out in the shadows of Florida's theme parks... there's always some seriously metal shit going down. If you blink you'll miss it. #babettebombshell #floridaliving #floridalife https://www.instagram.com/p/BsB8VUOFTWM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lxyjqgoemch8

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Quiet lives of desperation play out in the shadows of Florida's theme parks... there's always some seriously metal shit going down. If you blink, you'll miss it. #babettebombshell #floridaliving #floridalife https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBxxhWlY8I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g2n13vuaety6

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Quiet lives of desperation play out in the shadows of Florida's theme parks... there's always some seriously metal shit going down. If you blink, you'll miss it. #babettebombshell #floridaliving #floridalife https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBwjXZFobZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pd5pfkj3doo8

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Over the course of the next year, I'm going to be liquidating (selling or giving away) several of my large scale portraits from series that I'm retiring from exhibition... the only catch is that they must go to homes with people who will love them or put them on permanent exhibit in bars or public spaces. The subjects of the paintings will get first dibs. They turn any gay bar into a mini tourist attraction the second you put them on the wall. This one is done in acrylics. It's a 2'×4' painting of @joannalumleytv as Patsy in the series Absolutely Fabulous by @ferrifrump. #babettebombshell #joannalumley #abfab #absolutelyfabulous #bbccomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_n6h5lYDi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nd3bu7hm368r

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These are my Crazy Cat Lady Cookies. I take them to any gathering held at the home of cat owners. I then immediately deny responsibility for baking them. They're very easy to make, you just use the blunt end of a spoon (or marker) to create fake paw prints while they're still warm. #babettebombshell #crazycatlady #toxoplasmosis #catlovers #cookies #foodies #foodporn #hoarders #noveltycookies #holidaybaking https://www.instagram.com/p/Br9Ja90FaKb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ccld2s30stmv

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I just was notified that a post of me wearing this costume (from two years ago) was just removed for violating community standards of pornography... I ask you, are covered, fake tits now considered pornography by instagram?... I think we can all see this for what it is... censorship of a person, not content. Instagram, if you are going to out source your censorship monitoring to India, you better have guidelines that make them aware that being fat and queer does not warrant eradication of content and threats of deplatforming in America. Shame on you Instagram!!! And to my audience, it's worth noting that I have had censorship issues across multiple platforms since having done press about my involvement in a documentary critical of the founder of Fox News, Roger Ailes. #babettebombshell #instagramcensorship #intolerence #bigotry https://www.instagram.com/p/BrnSCBmlFM_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1y1z1n33lorxr

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