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If I die young, it was Covid.

descriptions of cross stitch patterns:

1. “NORMALIZE / MASS / DEATH”. a plague doctor in a plague doctor costume below the text. stem flowers below and to the left and right of “MASS / DEATH”.

2. “PLEASE / MAINTAIN / POSITIVE VIBES / WHILE FACING / OBLIVION”.

3. “Live / Laugh / Long / Covid”. a pulse oximeter that reads “93 [SpO2] / 140 [pulse]”, other medical objects, and (nonanatomical) hearts around the text.

4. “IT IS AN HONOR / TO / SACRIFICE / YOUR BODY / FOR THE / ECONOMY”. a row of 3 United States flags between “YOUR BODY” and “FOR THE”. a column of 6 dollar signs on each left/right side of the text.

5. “PRETEND / TO BE WELL / DON’T / SCARE / THE / OTHERS”. drug capsules and tablets around the text.

6. “TRUST / YOUR / IMMUNE / SYSTEM / BAD THINGS HAPPEN / TO OTHER PEOPLE”.

the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever

sometimes a girl will smile at you and you’ll like it so much you won’t care about seeing anything else ever again

this is absolutely incredible, thank you for sharing

moss balls in da jellyfish tank. source

o to be a mossball in the worshin machine

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.

Izzy's dating advice column

this is the cutest bunny i have ever seen in my entire life i think i'm about to kill myself

you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

Everything I know about this show I learned from this video.

I'm telling you being furry is natural.

Half joking but cmon ppl have been anthropomorphizing and making human/animal hybrids in art for literally all of human history. It's one of the earliest motifs seen in art and human creation. Like, the epic of Gilgamesh did it. Egyptian mythology did it. Greek mythology did it. Norse mythology did it. I'm not arguing that modern furry stuff is equally culturally significant but there's an undeniable pattern in thought. It's human nature to want a werewolf to raw you

Stephanie Cunningham: Dog in the Wind

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“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

God bless the Scots

@thebibliosphereyour people are nice and encouraging :)

Hahahaha oh my.

Release them then

glass onion had lgbt rep in the way that i prefer: a character is shown to be gay in a subtle yet unmistakeably domestic way, and then nothing romantic happens and we go solve a murder with the power of friendship and violence

amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful