Waifu trash

After @whatpumpkin released the extended zodiac quiz I did it and got Pipio, which i resonated with so fucking hard.

So i made myself a Pipio themed troll! Marela Riedak, technically royalty but shes so…uhh….yknow…So nobody takes her seriously enough to consider her a Fuchsia anyway.  Her violet blood moirail, Xhassa, belongs to @starlightsupernova and the red and blue trolls in the bg of their squad belong to my gf and my friend @forgottenjade 

(pose ref/dts things for the buttom images by @snuffysbox and ennadearest on da)

the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?

About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.

This reminds me of the time I went to Universal Studios Hollywood for New Years - that’s the time they have The Wizarding World of Harry Potter on. I was so excited and beaming! But the whole time my brother was talking about how me and everyone there is lame, how “only weird people obsess over make-believe stuff” literally taking the fun out of everything and making me feel bad for being overexcited. He brought up how I didn’t even like Harry Potter until just recently and making me feel bad in general. Not one to be super emotional, but I seriously felt like crying because I wanted to be so happy but I had no one to share it with and the person I was there with was making me feel ridiculous for enjoying the thing I had been looking forward to for a long time. You’re not cool when you put down other people for their interests, you’re just plain boring and a dick.

“You’re not cool when you put down other people for their interests, you’re just plain boring and a dick.”

why do people seem to forget how close all the human kids are in homestuck?? these kids love each other so much like

Dirk edited an entire horse book to give to Jane as a gift bc he knew it would make her laugh? Dave wrote John an almost uncharacteristically heartfelt birthday letter? Jade and John have shirt colors opposite their text colors bc they exchanged shirts? there are so many of these sweet little things

reblog this with your favorite homestuck kids friend moment pls I need more homestuck friendship in my life

this is the most important post on the internet 

John not wanting to steal one of Rose’s journals, only to get talked into it by Dave, who later on blamed John.

Jade and Jake being pen pals FOR YEARS. Also Jake’s letter to John.

Dave disposing of the Dead Dave’s so that Jade wouldn’t have to see them.

John legit passed up a chance to hop on the meteor to hang out with the trolls and strilondes (which he consistently talked about wanting to do on multiple occasions beforehand) because he didn’t want to leave Jade alone on the boat, even after she insisted she’d be ok.

Dirk coming out of hiding on Derse to issue a challenge to Fish Hitler herself for Jane death.

Derse Dance party.

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

This is making me feel really good about seeing my therapist. Good job, Tumblr!

Things my trauma therapist has said:

*staring down the rabbit after the little rabbit hops into my lap, directly past my therapist, and letting me pet her instead* “Well, I see where your loyalties are and I will no longer be bringing you a fresh tomato every morning.”

“Freud will not stop screaming and running in circles because he got into the catnip about an hour ago so we will have to move our session upstairs if you want peace and quiet.” [Pausing] “…Freud the cat, I promise we did not resurrect Sigmund Freud just to overdose him on catnip”.

“The reason you’re so tired is because of that endless screaming into the void you keep referring to”.

“I’m going to level with you. In order to maintain your sanity, you must drop him like a sack of potatoes, and then boil the sack”.

“If she [child alter, who’d been having a fit that was keeping me from sleeping for three days straight because I wouldn’t let her cover the walls in pink glitter] won’t stop screaming, put her in front of the TV, turn on Sesame Street, take a nap and then deal with the situation”.

“The rat is retired, but if having her on your shoulder helps you process, put a paper towel underneath her because she will shit on you without any shame”.

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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This is very great 10/10 love these bbys

A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould

PAINT RESTORATION OF MESMERIZING

I saw this on Twitter. He’s using acetone, but a cellulose ether has been added to make it into a gel (probably Klucel—this entire gel mixture is sometimes just called Klucel by restorers, but Klucel is specifically the stuff that makes the gel). 

Normally, acetone is too volatile for restoration, but when it’s a gel, it becomes very stable and a) stays on top of the porous surface of the painting, and b) won’t evaporate. So it can eat up the varnish.

It looks scary, but acetone has no effect on oils, and jelly acetone is even less interactive with the surface of the paint or canvas.

Will someone PLEASE clean the mona lisa

For those who are wondering, they cleaned a copy of the Mona Lisa made by one of Da Vinchi’s students, and here’s a side by side comparison:

CLEAN THE FUCKING MONA LISA.

SIMPLE PLAN PLAYED WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO AT EPCOT

I’M SCREAMING!

An iconic bop

this is legendary.

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

The origins of the mission status: sick image

CHURRO ICE CREAM BOWLS (CUPS)

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

Dan playing overwatch was pretty great

shut up im weeping

IM SO LUCKY

seriously, why does no one talk about this movie? 

it’s 

a

pure 

gold 

cinematic 

master 

piece 

One of the greatest movies ever.

This is one of my all time favorites.

“Mr. Body’s body! It’s gone!”

This movie was so fucking confusing

I remember it had three endings and on the dvd there was a surprise me option, so great

this is one of my favorite movies of all fucking time

I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF

Is this erotica

I was summoned by @knights-of-ben-solo to make an art for this. I deliver.

Please enjoy this tiny twirling water owl.

Rotate your owl for science

@babblingbug

round and round it goes

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

Pennyworth and Pennyworth Jr. 

and more gentleowl doodles