IT IS I, THE ITALIAN GUY

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

mf aint even read the patch notes

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

izutsumi being the only one who remembers laios’s monster’s poop forest lore is peak teenager behavior

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

What?

August 4, 1979: Iron Maiden, an unknown British heavy metal band, place an ad in Melody Maker to find a second guitarist  

what game should i get guys

An elf (?) elving it up with fellow elves.

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