8 more OCs, straight from my toyhouse!

this is the only video i’ve ever encountered on tumblr that plays WITH VOLUME all on it’s own. For the 4th time today I’ve nearly scrolled passed this video only to have him screech at me. What do you want? Validation?  this post is sentient and its horrifying

@pyrar

Deadass, y’all need to stop entertaining chick fil A, even if it’s a joke. Your coins still go towards their homophobia machine. Even if you think you’re sticking it to them by eating there lmao they don’t care. Money is money and it’s funding their horrible donations to anti-LGBT groups oh god

Chik fil a doesn’t have a fucking monopoly on chicken nuggets you can literally buy a bag from the store and make them yourself

Deadass, there’s wayyy better food out there. This “I guess I’m homophobic then *eats at chick fil a*” joke is not only tired and boring but deadass you get nothing out of this establishment and they literally hate you what is wrong with you lmao

The way Chris Fleming holds himself when he’s playing an Unlikable Cis Man character is like…… the perfect form of physical comedy

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

i’m so sick of news articles that look like this 

it builds itself up like OKAY WE FOUND THESE DEVASTATING RESULTS

and then you go in to look and you find it had a sample size of 40 

and then you’re like okay, what was the fantastic difference between these 40 people when sleeping with and without a dog

and the article is like

…so you get through it and you’re like you’re trying to tell me you think this is substantial in any capacity, this 40 sample size 3% difference ass bullshit??????????? you fucking shitforbrick bad at math fake ass science losers?

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

marie kondo says gay rights sparks joy

mwah mwah

Untitled, Mark Rothko

Ya know, bisexuality ain’t that hard to understand.

Girls are cute.

Guys are cute.

What more do you want from me?

full offense but this comment is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Pawpaganda

Nigga are you okay?

Lmfaooooo

@bubbleboss17 @myluvislikewow @laketaj24 I’m weak!!

He said with white socks and the loafers 😂😂😂

i really hope Animal Crossing Switch gives us actual character creation instead of the nonsense we’ve had

i never fully understood the whole logic-leap of

“Where are you moving? :)” “I don’t know yet!” “Ah, so you’re the motherfucker with eyes that have seen the face of God?”

2019 is the year of no more government assigned villager kins