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choose your seat

captured by a vampire but theyre trying to find a good youtube video to watch while sucking your blood and youre just like come on can you just get it over with

i couldn't prevent it, sorry

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

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can’t wait to see my beautiful fucked up evil princess soon!!! <3

I felt his presence before I saw him. And here he was.

who is doing it like them

Tag yourself which official Bad Art trait are you

them tbh

a little man made of wool ran past my door frame

They should have put vampires in it.

#what is this referring to? everything.

do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

i’m sorry

most problems will go away if you ignore them. of course they'll resurface with greater intensity, so you have to ratchet up your ignorance every time. luckily this can go on forever, until you die in some strange- assuredly unrelated- way