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if you still like chris brown you ugly

I’m ugly then 😐

you sure are girl!

first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.

third day of the semester:

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

shane every paranormal episode: rip to all the people that got hurt or cursed by these demonic spirits but I’m different

This is Pickle

I would fucking die for pickle

Pickle accepts your fealty

Are there still job openings as a vassal for our rightful ruler?

Pickle accepts all who swear loyalty or bring treats

Will Pickle accept humble offerings of chin scratches or belly rubs?

Chin scratches, yes.

Belly rubs, at your own risk.

Pickle Today, Pickle Tomorrow, Pickle Forever.

jared, 19’s sister: [REDACTED], 19

this is the funniest and most underrated buzzfeed unsolved moment ever sksjdhhsjs

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve seen so many adults in power talking about how inspirational she is and everything, and then pretty much just stop there. it is EMBARRASSING that the 4.5 billion people over the age of 30 on earth right now are looking to one teenager to fix the problems they created. it’s not inspirational, it’s pathetic. Greta has to be so extremely aggravated with the amount of attention and lack of actual action from policymakers, because I sure am. 

Pretty clear she is

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

[year 2090]

teacher: tell me historical significance of this image

image:

This is Pickle

Bro...

What if we....?

no.. unless?

um no offense but whom'st’ve going to loveth me

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I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

why fear it when you can embrace it

Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor

Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the Russians

i was in the us one time (im australian) and went to dinner w a family that had a daughter the same age as me. my aunt made some comment like “oh you guys were raised in such different contexts, there wouldn’t be much common ground” and without missing a beat she said “ravioli ravioli” and i finished “give me the formuoli” and my aunt looked like she was about to have a stroke