jimbotnik reblogged
[How is Pari in the Bedroom Department?]
Stolen from @thestupidmeanone
".. somehow I'm not surprised."
jimbotnik reblogged
l-l-lets go!..
Anonymous asked:
⚡🦔+🥚= ⚰️🥚
🤥
(get wreckt lol)
Anonymous asked:
Mysims is amazing
(And so is Vincent, even though he's being a little pest in this game. I also like Morcubus, which should surprise no one around here! Too bad he's not in this DS port...)
jimbotnik reblogged
small smooch with my new tablet
◎ What was your dumbest badnik idea?
"A cricket badnik. The noise didn't drive the test subjects into a murderous rage like I'd hoped, but it made me want to kill someone!"
◎ How much do you love Zinnia? >:3
He appeared indignant at the question, as if he was being forced to ruin his own reputation.
"If I ever had a daughter, I would want her to be like Zinnia. Anyone who tries to harm her is a dead man walking. I've killed for her before and I'll happily do so again!"
Anonymous asked:
◎ Oh, come on. How can you know Nicolas Cage is overrated if you've never even met him?
"You're talking to me. I know more than you or anyone else around here. It's my job!"
Anonymous asked:
◎ opinion on Thomas Wachowski?
"I'd love to take him apart surgically, piece by piece, until he's begging and pleading for mercy... And then I want to let Sonic watch him die from his little grounded cage!"
◎ What do you want, in this exact moment?
"I want a good dicking and a dead blue hedgehog."
“Ivo, I have brought you a gift.” The mermaid with the sparkly red scales smiled up at him as she held out what appeared to be a silver, giant fork-looking spear. “Your very own trident!”
//source: image commissioned from perplexis_//
"Hmmm... The divine weapon..." He tries pointing it at something, and when that doesn't work he inspects the trident for buttons or dials.