i can name all four warlords of draenor

nvm i am thiking of the teletubbies

teenie weenie, tinky winky, lala, po, and kargath bladefist

illidan: the novel

"warden shadowsong," said akama gravely, "i bring grave news of the betrayer's actions. he is doing a bunch of bad evil and dangerous stuff with his demon army and it gives me cause for concern"

"i see," said maiev maievly. "that sounds dangerous and bad, like many things illidan does. we must stop him soon"

akama shook his head sadly. she was blind with hatred. in a way, maiev had become just like illidan, warped by the vengeance which blinded, consumed, and transformed her into a being not dissimilar from the man she hunted so hatefully. he only feared that, not realizing she had become just like illidan in her mad quest to track down and kill illidan, maiev would wreak as much havoc as illidan was doing, right now. still, it was imperative that illidan be stopped soon.

"be careful, warden," warned akama. "i fear that you are becoming too much like illidan."

"you know nothing, akama" maiev retorted. the implication that she was anything like her enemy, illidan, outraged her. "enough of this charade. i have to go get a bunch of people killed and contradict my stated motivations immediately after stating them so i can sabotage my literally one singular goal in life"

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meanwhile, atop the black temple, illidan stormrage thought of the legion. he looked up from the skull of gul'dan, still shiny from his recent exertions, to the broken sky. he looked down from the broken sky at the skull of gul'dan, and used his weird belt to wipe the cum out of its eye sockets. jacking off into the skull of gul'dan reminded him of his long imprisonment, which reminded him of his purpose: defeating the legion at all costs.

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

and she clarified that it wasnt even coming after her or anything it was just minding its own business

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

i saw a christmas elf get hit by a car this morning and nobody even pulled over or stopped or cried even. i don't feel anything about it either

shoutout to the kids getting tony hawks pro skater 5 for christmas

find your fantatsy here! my breasts will swell and grow in minutes to have you cum mmmmmmmmmm mmm it is for all to enjoy! rftmingesshoutout to the kids getting tony hawks pro skater 5 for christmas ahoy campers! it is time for the rhino round up! the wi

it is time for the rhino round up

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.