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a really lazy business informatics student with an affinity for procrastination. tracking: #heyxiot my posts | ig | main disclaimer: I regulary unfollow people who have been inactive for 1 month. It's nothing personal!
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daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

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I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

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tofugu

Memorizing Japanese vocabulary takes a lot of time and energy, and there’s so much to memorize! This alone makes people give up before they even get started.

But what if there was a way to alleviate this burden by making memories of Japanese words stick in your head almost instantly? You might not have to quit learning Japanese. In fact, you might just become fluent.

In this episode, Koichi, Kristen, and Michael teach you how to use the keyword mnemonics method to memorize Japanese faster and keep it in your head longer. After they walk you through the steps, you’ll be able to create mnemonics and memorize Japanese vocabulary like a pro.

Best of all, you’ll learn Japanese faster than everyone else. Listen to the podcast and thank us later.

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Some notes from my business and economics class. You may be able to see the typed notes behind which are also mine, which is the other way I write my notes ⭐️

Products used: Stabilo BOSS Pastel Highlighter in green Stabilo Green Moss Fineliner Sarah’s Gel Clip in 0.4 Black

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Christmas is in the air ✨ I have managed to get most of my presents ticked off my gift-list! I’ve also managed to eat half my weight in chocolate too😂 What’s on your Christmas wish list? 🎄

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h-science

Information Management in #studyblr society - survey

Hello, my name is Hanna and I am a student of the first year of Master’s Degree in Information Management at the Jagiellonian University in Cracow, Poland. As part of the ongoing research for the semester project, I would like to learn about the informative behavior of the #studyblr community using this survey.

The survey itself is anonymous and the time of its solution is limited to a maximum of 5-10 minutes.

The collected and developed research results will be made available in the form of a report on the Tumblr, to get acquainted with them.

Thank you in advance for answering and I would be very grateful if you would send a link to this survey further.

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studylightly

110717 | hey everyone! these are notes ive been working on for my ap bio exam this thursday! biology is amazing. it’s so hard but so rewarding once you understand the material. i am so motivated to learn every time ♡

currently listening to: sleeping at last // hearing (beautiful song!!)
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Reblog to literally save a life

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

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torios

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

Reblog to save a life

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This was the last week of my semester, so it was only appropriate for me to stick some broadway musical lyrics in my spread for a little encouragement (bc I am a theatre nerd and I’m REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT). If you’re a musical theatre fan as well, see if you can guess the names of all 5 musicals I’ve featured here! // Leaf stickers and marble sticky notes from my friends at glendows.com (: Get 25% off + free shipping using my discount code: STILL25

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averagefairy

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

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