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softly, but with passion: “yikes”

@rightpastnowhere / rightpastnowhere.tumblr.com

• nova, adult, she/her •
• i like space and fandom things •
• current interests: fullmetal alchemist, critical role •
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my critical role WIPs and ideas

essayofthoughts has a post up like this and i decided i wanted to do one, because i am nothing if not a copycat. plus, having these posted means i can be held accountable to finish my projects lmao. feel free to ask me about any of these!!! i will answer as much as i can without major spoilers for things i do plan to eventually post

ongoing fics/series with some parts posted

alstroemeria: perc’ahlia / drabble collection / canon compliant / a drabble collection centered around the different reasons to kiss someone. open requests!! feel free to drop some in the comments

  • chapters 1-4 are posted here!!

find the perfect words, if they exist: perc’ahlia / one-shot series / canon compliant / a series of fics where i theorize on d&d languages through the lens of percy and vex moments and studies

  • part one, resonate, focusing on celestial and set after percy and vex elope, is posted here!!

with nowhere to go and nowhere to return: eventual perc’ahlia & general vox machina / fic series / noragami (manga/anime series) AU / percival is an outcasted god, and vex’ahlia is his new regalia, and keyleth is his god best friend. more characters to arrive as the series progresses

  • part one, dawn, which introduces percival, keyleth, and vex’ahlia, is posted here!!

ideas i am currently developing with varying amounts of writing done (these are either working titles OR just little monikers i thought sounded cool)

waltz: perc’ahlia / modern au / percy and vex, engaged, have to put their wedding on hold when the de rolo estate burns to the ground

worldlock: perc’ahlia / canon divergence / how far are you willing to go to get back what was taken from you? 

elysium: perc’ahlia / canon divergence / not all of vox machina survives the final battle with vecna

watercolor: vox machina / soulmate au / when you first touch your soulmate, it leaves a mark of color on their skin

wedding wreath: perc’ahlia / canon compliant / on their way to marry, percy and vex stop to fulfill an old tradition (which is probably just something percy read in a book a while back, anyway)

vox mechs-ina: vox machina / crossover au / vox machina, but i throw them into the worldlore of a band called “the mechanisms” and essentially make them funky futuristic steampunk cyborg pirates

de rolo kids fic: vox machina / canon compliant-ish / essentially my headcanons surrounding percy and vex’s kiddos, and how these idiots processed parenthood

ideas that are just rattling around my brain rn with nothing/very little written for

peace in all seasons: @essayofthoughts gave me a title prompt here and i liked what i did with it. basically, a study of perc’ahlia throughout the first year after vecna

fenthras-centric thing: studying my headcanon for vex’s thoughts on fenthras as well as some thoughts on the bow itself

deities au: vox machina as gods, you know the drill. i answered an ask game for it here

nier automata au: vox machina as androids in the nier automata universe, except i blended some of the lore with critical role stuff, and some of my own ideas that aren’t from either media

class/backstory swap: au where percy grew up in a small village that was razed by a dragon, and the twins were raised as nobility in a small elven town that was attacked by the briarwoods. i might switch around the rest of vox machina as well for fun

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

ahh but true slavs know they all have slightly different meanings ;)

english sucks because they have like 3 swear words combined

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mathemon

@one-time-i-dreamt can you answer this?

jebati - fuck someone

podjebavati - to screw around with someone

zajebavati - same as above but more joking and lighthearted

zajebati - fuck something up or fuck someone over

izjebati - could mean to fuck someone good or fuck someone up lol

ujebati - made a mistake

razjebati - break something

sjebati - fucked something up, made a mistake

nadjebavati - outsmart someone

jebuckati - to talk minor shit, also a more innocent way to say fuck

odjebati - ditch someone

najebati - get in trouble

prejebati - screw someone over, do something sneaky (bad)

dojebati - move somewhere, often said about people from rural areas moving to big towns

my personal fav - nejebica - state of fucklessness

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adhdelirium

my favorite personal fma headcanon comes from olivier saying she expresses concern about riza's well being when asked about roy pffffflkfkkfk

she's very strong and straightforward, so it makes sense to have a rivalry with soft-hearted self-sacrificing dubious mustang, fighting with him for the fuhrer title meh meh meh

but picture her having such admiration for riza's resolve, her strength, morals, strong personality, beauty and charm; how can you not fall for her???

now imagine such a woman being so dedicated to the stupidest colonel, knowing that as much as you see and have him as a rival, he's kinda?? good as a person and you can see it and it honestly pisses you off that he would even come close to swooning her

I'd want him to get lost too

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You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

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Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

#misread as feral hogmother

That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too

#investing at 70 notes

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD

#posts that will become Tumblr heritage

I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes

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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

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