He's fucking crazy

Hes fuuuucked

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

im handing out chocolate and tea to everyone reblogging this. good luck friends i wish you all the best

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

dogs when youre eating chocolate or grapes

girls are we normal today

there is a sickening crunch and I say nothing ever again

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

oh thank god

Wet beast wednesday IF you even care

holy shit

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teetotailer

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

@virgo-dicks

Fuck it, I'm reblogging this because it's right.

sure pinterest whatever

your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius

We must honor the monarchy by partaking in their favorite activity: starving the Irish