I'm actually Ahsoka Tano tbh

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

im these gays who showed up specifically to see velma

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

this is so damn funny

A responsible weeb

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

I’ve been tagged in this so many times, and it never ceases to be fantastic. Yes. Accurate.

I’m not sure of what, but it’s Accurate. 

don’t click play if you have a cat on your chest, just fyi.

zendaya is meechee

star wars has such a good sci-fi aesthetic. all the sci-fi these days looks so…… i-pad-esque, y’know? like Apple lived on into the year 3000 and produces everything. but star wars. star wars’ style looks like a microwave you’d find in your uncle’s garage. like the business calculator your mom used. like a SNES. DURABLE. no gloss.

I’m losing my SHIT

This is some magical shit

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

the obvious? what do you mean?

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.