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Incorrect Adventure time

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not really an adventure time blog anymore, oops
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i want everyone to know that i just saw fan art or herobrine and said out loud “is that jesus fan art?”

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Major warning to EVERYONE:

Adam(2019) is now on Hulu.

For those not in the know, or who need a refresher, Adam is the film about the cis man who pretends to be a trans man in order to date a lesbian

On top of the plot, there were lots of actual trans actors who got roles on the set, not knowing what project they were working on and they reported being treated poorly by the production crew including being misgendered.

Please don't support this film and take care of yourselves, everyone. It's being sorted under the Comedy and LGBTQ+ categories. -Mod C

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chad-bian

Ariel Schrag is the author of Adam and has a long history of being transphobic and lesbophobic in her work. Avoid this film at any cost. It will likely be marketed as a great lgbt film as the novel and her other books were marketed as great lgbt books. Please do not fall for it and don’t let her have any money. I’ve had the misfortune of reading some of it and it is truly horrible stuff. Please do not support Adam or Ariel Schrag in any way.

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terflies

(As of 9th Feb 2020)

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Iconic Awsten Knight Quotes

  • “Everybody’s got shit- like, people breathe certain ways that are annoying,”
  • “FUCK Bing, FUCK DJ Khaled, FUCK M. Night Shyamalan- love his movies- uh….. FUCK Moose On The Loose,”
  • “It’s sadness, Courtney. It’s fucking sadness.”
  • “I NEVER know where I am, even when we’re home!”
  • “Anyone who doesn’t love me is a coward.”
  • “I am in all of your favorite boybands, and all of your least favorite boybands, and the band Waterparks on the side.”
  • “This is sick as FRICK”
  • “Stop talking, this is my turn”
  • “I’m stoked as fuck on like, socks”
  • “If you think I’m joking, I’m gonna kick you in the head.”
  • “I’m just a salty shithead,”
  • “These [boots] make me like, an inch and a half taller, and I would give anything to be an inch and a half taller”
  • “I like waking up to the smell of all my friends.”
  • “I’m pro-god!”
  • “It’s like, I just popped out 22 kids, I’m very sore and tired, and I get to keep TEN of them.”
  • “I got a gorilla suit from my friend, cause he was going to college and he couldn’t have it. He was like ‘I don't need this’ and I was like I DO”
  • “That little wink, lip-bite thing I had goin’ on? Yeah- Fucking FLOODING cities.”
  • “I HATE games.”
  • “To Otto: I want to utilize you, and your fluids, and gather enough currency to send all of my kids to college- nice colleges, cause I don’t want them to end up like us.”
  • “And go to church on Sundays, BITCH!”
  • “If any UFO’s are watching this, TAKE ME.”
  • “Oh- YEAH! That was devastating- he called me a pussy!”
  • “I would accept that role with open arms and open legs.”
  • “Waterparks does it for the moms.”
  • “If you lower your standards hard enough, you’ll reach your dreams without stretching too hard.”
  • “What’s the opposite of endless- endfull. The possibilities are endfull!”
  • “TRASH BIRD!”
  • “It’s 2018, I think yall should start drinking more water, yall should start taking probiotics, because I think we should all stay alive. And my dad’s real into recycling, so I’ll plug recycling through him”
  • “I’m such an independent bitch,”
  • “I drink a lot of baby blood. I am very rich, so I am able to buy it from people,”
  • “Can I start beef with like, a whole state?”
  • “Fuck Turkish Airlines, FUCK Turkish Airlines- Can I say that? FUCK TURKISH AIRLINES”
  • “If you make me look wrong on camera I will fire you.”
  • “Blind and deaf… well they wouldn’t be able to see my hair, so the band would be irrelevant anyway.”

Add anything I missed

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Adventure Time Characters and Texts I've gotten

Finn: Go acquire that grain

Jake: That was not an epic gamer moment, my dude

Bubblegum: I'm feeling rather endangered.

Marceline: When I see a capitalist I floor it

Lumpy Space Princess: I'm only obsessed with myself because I'm a leo

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gahdamnpunk

“Rose, who is a transgender college student, said she had always wanted to work for Starbucks because of how they treat employees.”

Corporations are not your friends and the police were indeed pigs.

Source: t.co
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