@distortion--world tagged me in the stop, drop, and selfie so here’s me two days from moving to chicago in a constant state of stress :)

i’ll tag @theinnocentjan @thotertots @vlaah @gyranoshebettadont @mehokay @thebookofloveislong @deadpoolminusthepool and @bantlers

when y’all said RuPaul was fracking i just thought it was new LGBT lingo

Cameron Dallas for Mood Magazine

OLIVERRRRRRR

Your faves are problematic: birds

Sometimes enter large grocery stores with no intention of buying anything

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

*gains exp from not having a panic attack in home depot*

*loses a little health because i made eye contact with a garden gnome*

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of light. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, it’s purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

Could you imagine a whole greenhouse full of these? I always thought of spaceship greenhouses as big stationary things, but imagine a rotating “sun” and a bundle of little, shuffling planters that come find crew member when their plants are dehydrated.

Steel/Grass Type

imagine if you will

this adorable lil buddy meets stabby

They’d be soft pastel girlfriend/violent trash goblin girlfriends and I’d bake their wedding cake and stabby would just fucking shred it at the ceremony and her wife would be so proud

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond