DEAD / GIRL !

@admiredhim / admiredhim.tumblr.com

PURE IRON YOU CREEPY ASS SON OF A BITCH! joanna harvelle / est. 1216.
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      ‘  if y’ get scared that easy, maybe you shouldn’t be here in first place …  ’    he’s lucky he followed her ; she was making stupid decisions as he had expected.        ‘  — joke’s on you, by the way i don’t have a middle name. 
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     ‘ yeah? and maybe i ought to punch you again just for the principle of it! ‘ she huffs, all teeth as she bites out her words. her hearts still racing, not nearly as much though, and she pretends she hadn’t nearly just jumped out of her skin by leveling him with a look. ‘whatever, what are you doing following me in the first place? ‘

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       “This will do very little for me,” the angel says, examining the bottle of beer and narrowing his eyes slightly. Then again, he’s not certain of anything anymore. He’s falling and losing his powers faster than he’d originally anticipated, and for all he knew, maybe one beer was enough. Either way, he’s not going to say no to the distraction. Alcohol, as it turned out, was very good at that. “But thank you.” // @admiredhim​ ♥’d!
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     ‘ that’s what they all say. ‘ she teases, all teeth and curled lips as she grins around the bottle pressed to her lips. it’s a surreal experience to her, drinking with an angel of god, but with this job she’s encountered a lot of weird shit, so she just rolls with it with all the grace of harvelle woman.’ drink up, feathers. unless you think you can’t handle it. ‘

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wow who knew i needed wedding icons?? NOT ME BUT HERE I AM

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iconic vines sentence meme .

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fortitudina
​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜
​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜
​❛ i thought you were american . ❜
​❛ is that a weed !? ❜
​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜
​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜
​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜
​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜
​❛ is that a police !? ❜
​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜
​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜
​❛ merry crisis ! ❜
​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜
​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜
​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜
​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜
​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜
​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜
​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜
​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜
​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜
​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜
​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜
​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜
​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜
​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜
​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜
​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜
​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜
​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜
​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜
​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜
​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜
​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜
​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜
​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜
​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜
​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜
​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜
​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜
​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜
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`   ❪ ❫  ——    ˹◃ @admiredhim ▹˼
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flaxen locks fall across brazen eyes , her jaw set in a hard line he recognizes as something truly winchester worthy as she bores knives into his being . brazen energy emits from her in a way he hasn’t felt in a long while , wild , reckless , HUMAN.               “ are you jo ? ” .
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     ‘ depends on who’s askin’. ‘ she cocks an eyebrow like it’s a gun, all spit fire and wicked tongue as she shifts, careful, cautious. months on her own have done well for her---hunting wise, she’s not nearly as naive as she once was, not nearly as ready to prove herself. 

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