THE RIDDLER + THE GALA

Scream Directed by Wes Craven (1996)

Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think, “Ooh! Those are some nice pants!”

–What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Written and directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

like y’all comment graphic ddlg shit and rp shit on peoples posts and expect people NOT to clown y’all like...keep that shit to yourself

like if i make a post like “man i love apple pie” and u reply to it like “thats what daddy calls my pussy!😋” i’m gonna hunt u for sport

High Maintenance™️ heroes

l m a o me

This woman deserves an oscar

same energy

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

Bad RHPS Song Descriptions

Mods Are Asleep Post Vladislav Cat

The only vampires rule everyone should know about.

FullVid

me watching disney princess movies

as a kid:

now: 

LISTEN

WATCH: Timothy Olyphant’s Masterclass On Stage Vs. Screen Acting

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

So rex found these “sexy” dice

Im fucking losing my mind dbfjsldbdllsldkdkf

the tags on this post got me HOWLING