It’s Lesbian visibility week !!!

❤️🧡🤍💗🩷 (we also have some reading recs over on insta)

are we going to reblog each and every beautiful gif addition to this post??? terribly sorry but we must. for the lesbians. <3333

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

pretty funny i guess

had to be there

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

idk what’s funnier, the burning house situation, or being the butler as you watch your master laugh so hard at his own joke that he fully fucking dies.

Bflyzone

We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious

WE NEED THEM BACK ‼️‼️‼️

Stevie Nicks - Stop Draggin' My Heart Around (Official Video) [HD Remaster]

"Baby, you'll come knocking on my front door

Same old line you used to use before

I said, "Hey well, what am I supposed to do?"

I didn't know what I was getting into"

this is sending me

Edvard Munch Madonna Lithograph 1895

this is about 8 months late but oh well. have I ever shared with you guys my favorite review of good omens season 2

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name.  Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.

The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.

I Blocked The Call's Number, and The Call Got A New Phone And Called Again

Please Help The Call is Stalking Me

I Told The Call To Take Me Off The Call List And Got Laughed At

'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

Gaston Jobbé-Duval (French 1856-1929) - Nocturne, Notre Dame

Mom says it’s MY turn to be the victim on the sacrificial altar