once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

The Prickle of Camorr

taking it personally when someone dislikes your favorite character is silly unless it's my favorite in which case it's a red flag and thus rational and smart

“My name’s Jean Tannen, and I’m the ambush.”

someone give him a grammy

It's her! The woman who breasted boobily and titted downwards

what on earth

I literally thought that was jerma

Natalie Dormer as Anne Boleyn in The Tudors (2007–2010)

Punk by Gao ZhiPing

happy fall

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fuck dude it sure is

If you're down and you really need a laugh i highly recommend thinking about the concept of a gentleman bastards musical.

Not that i think there ahould be one because lbr it'd be way too long, but i DO think its hysterical that the opening song to this hypothetical musical would be identical to "It's a Hard-Knock Life" from Annie but then it just doesn't get better from there.

Its just all the little adoptees like "'stead of kisses we get kicked!" and in the background father chains is just absolute dropkicking a sanza out of the mausoleum

I would probably die if there was a GBS musical and the cackle is real at Falconer's solo – and if Grey King didn't do something along the lines of Dance Again from AVPM I would be VERY DISAPPOINTED INDEED

THE HOUR IS DEVOTED TO REVENGE LOUISE BOURGEOIS WALL RELIEF; STEEL, LEAD 1999

Locke and Sabetha's relationship so far..

“My name’s Jean Tannen, and I’m the ambush.”