ok but the funniest thing in the world is when straight ppl think they know more than you about Gay Issues…brad, I’ve lived the gay issues
it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.
my favorite vegetable is onion rings
Me: //says hi to my team// Them: //says nothing// Me: We’re going to fucking lose
> SanMuYYB | happy birthday (6/21) >> republished w/permission
genji’s full name is genjamin
me: *about to sleep*
my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-
me: can’t we drag me in the morning
I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.
*playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch*
*dies in a bullshit way*
*irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt*