me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.
Born to be a girl who’s curious about everything forced to be a girl who’s scared of trying anything new
“why don’t you do it if you like it” because I’m scared “but why don’t you still try it out if you enjoy it” because I’m scared “but what if it gives you joy” I am scared
6'' jumping fox
2023
(new photos!)
cone 1 terracotta, underglaze
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Pokémon TCG E-Series Skyridge (2003) Evolutionary Set illustrated by Yuka Morii 😍⭐️
It is what it is *throws up*
hope all my organs see sunlight one day. they earned it.
HYUNJIN ♡ WKOREA & KILIAN PARIS
Theres something really mystical about this massive theropod. Im sure one day we'll discover a holotype that is mostly complete and a lot of questions will be answered. The last big thing I remember hearing was that it had a paddle tail. On a broader note, Spinosauridae to me has some of the most interesting looking dinosaurs out there with their long snouts and (sometimes) big arching spine bones.
Also it appears Ive once again drawn two dinosaurs who never would have met one another lol.
It always shocks me when I bring up trans men’s issues - specially issues common in the south/more conservative/rural areas - to someone who makes their whole thing being a ‘trans advocate’ and they just don’t know what I’m talking about .
I mentioned how common it is - especially in more conservative Christian places - for trans men to be set up with a husband by their family and then be forcibly impregnated as a way to make them detransition to someone who runs a whole blog about ‘spreading awareness about trans issues’ and she looked at me like I was crazy and said “woah I never knew that happened to trans men.”
She knew about and understood that that stuff happens to cis women, but she never thought it happened to trans men… like come on.