sorry

This sword fight isn’t even that homoerotic dude I think I’m just gonna kill yo,u

I love the smell of gasoline

long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)

We need more posts about paleolithic sex NOW!!!!

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

Contender for my favorite tweet of all time

yeah your boyfriend fell in the popcorn machine and we popped him. sorry

i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we've all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me

portrait of a lady on fire, dir. céline sciamma // doubt comes in, hadestown // eurydice, sarah ruhl // metamorphoses: book x, ovid trans. anthony kline // “eurydice”, ocean vuong // talk, hozier

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

Men in pretty earrings are my weakness.

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

By Talos this cannot be happening

I illegally sold the rights to the Randy Your Sticks post to several venture capital firms and I ran off with all the money to Dayton Ohio where I’ve built a beautiful life with my wife and twelve children

eleven children

slimes so fucking funny i swear