Unrestrained summer fun
My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
what do you MEAN the oven is in pre heat???
i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr
idk if anyone has made an isopod one so i decided to create this.
FUCKING IPOD.
I can play songs
I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination
I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
the minecraft brothers
adam and steve
Bothering the beast
sun&moon
me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
hoyo pls bring haikaveh back i miss them...
baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…