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"Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

@no-gabba-gabby / no-gabba-gabby.tumblr.com

Gabby, 21, bi, she/her/hers, English, Political Science, Theatre. YOUR MOM
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This is the funniest reaction to a picture of Jesus Christ on the cross I’ve EVER seen.

this is what Mary Magdelene said

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bikeaccident

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon

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I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your bestfriend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise. And even then, i’ll still love you.

unknown (via zatchurinah)

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suqmydiqtbh

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

lmaoooo khloe is me af

khloe rich af and she cant use data?

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me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!
brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.
me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.
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thesofthuman

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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