bite the hand.

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol

ohh i get it now, she's the one torturing poets

she's such a hack lmao

she’s too successful to be morose like this. come on girl take some joy in your position. tell us about how great it feels to be at the top. there’s no bangers on this album

"blessings from my mother."

Richard Siken, Gun Case

no one suffers more than girls who are a bit like their fathers

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)

The Spiral Staircase (Robert Siodmak, 1946)

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

are they already training the sex bots on tumblr data

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course