I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

he also ate some kind of stick

im not even sorry

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

couldnt stay off the hook.... got cooked

hey has tumblr.com as in like the actual website itself been running like dogshit lately. load times have been atrocious. stuff just isn't working. etc.

oh this is because tumblr was storing THREE FUCKING GIGABYTES OF SITE DATA IN MY BROWSER CACHE

FOR COMPARISON:

Friendly reminder that LGBTQ+, Queer, and LGBT+ are the preferred terms for the community (x).

Friendly reminder that Queer is approved by 72.9% of the people, and the groups who don’t prefer it’s use as an umbrella term are straight people, exclusionists, transmeds, truscums, sex-negative people, and sex work critical people (x).

Friendly reminder that aros and aces are excluded only 9.2% / 8.1% of the time respectively while being included  78.9% / 81.2% of the time (x)

Friendly reminder that exclusionists are in the minority and aro/ace people are included in the LGBTQ+ community by the people within the community.

Also, i checked out the survey the second claim sources a while back: this is not OP choosing the words truscum, exclusionist, etc. These are labels that the survey gave people the option to self-identify as. It’s self-proclaimed exclusionists who dont like the word queer, not random accusations

yeah that’s super important. 

This one gets reblogged on main. The reclassification of ‘queer’ as an inexcusable slur is a recent development which stems in part from exclusionist rhetoric. We reclaimed it decades ago. Learn our history. You are not immune to TERF propaganda, but you can absolutely choose to educate yourself to spite it.

Be kind. 💜

“friend of Dorothy” was used to say you were gay discreetly for fucking years. Where did it come from?

“You have some queer friends, Dorothy”, and she replies, “The queerness doesn’t matter, so long as they’re friends.”

Like, it was popular enough for it to be a thing in ww2.

Do you know about (habibi) Tutu..

"tutu! I'm here! come here my love!" "come here! come here, my love!" "good morning!" "my love, I just came in, my soul" "I love you, I love you, my love! my love tutu!" "my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love tutu I love you!" "why are you so dirty, what were you doing? huh? what's that on your face? what's this! why did you dirty yourself my love!" "my love, I apologize we came in late, we were at the hospital." "tutu! I love you!!"

every moment of your life, from birth to death, constantly, while you aren't looking, there's some kind of weird shapes just moving around in the ocean. and the shapes are eating eachother sometimes too. and they might even dig holes. and all of this is happening during everything else that's going on. like think about the most important moment in your life. the thing that shaped you as a person. the entire time that was happening, far away, deep in the ocean, where no human has ever seen, there was some kind of wet sack with a weird protrusion flailing about in the water. maybe it even grabbed a fish. who knows. i don't. just think about that for a bit

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

the archive/tagged trick is a lifesaver!!

a caveat on op’s caveat is that if your blog/the blog you want to search is older than [whenever they forced everybody into the tumblr.com/user change], most of these tricks will still work whether or not they have enabled “custom theme.”

tumblr works it’s just a closely guarded secret

eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

Eminem is trans mascinem to some, trans feminem to others, and an eniminem to all

im gonna be sick

The two twins…

Sometimes there’s a blip in the universe, and a soul is reincarnated into two bodies at once, and those two bodies end up in the same household.

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

this man is twisted. Sick .

smth about those old guys thats so charming to me

the euphoria of clicking on a random youtube video about an obscure topic and then realizing it was made by a trans woman

oh boy when my fictional man hears about what you did you are all done for