up to no good

Does anyone else desperately need instructions to function but also hates being told what to do

raise a cup for all the posts you couldn’t reblog because someone added something abysmally stupid and the op’s deactivated

stockmarket tweet compilation

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.

Classic literature be like troubled man who goes exclusively by his last name must engage in violent misogyny to learn the meaning of life

Harry & Hermione + parallels

obviously no one is asking you to be a scholar on race but how are you going to boast about reading 100k+ fan fictions daily and then turn around to excuse yourself bc of your lack of education on racial issues. put down the enemies-to-lovers slow burn and pull up a reading list. crack open a book. go

i want to live above a bookstore café and have a little balcony garden you can see from the street that is all

the harry potter series ☼ the prisoner of azkaban (2004)

looking up at night and realizing omg !!!!! stars !!!! - i dont think i’ll ever outgrow that

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

the gang

as promised, heres some wholesome post-full moon content :’)

some people have such vivid and memorable online presences… it’s interesting when months or years have passed since someone’s been online but the impression they made on you was so strong u find that they linger in your mind long after they stopped posting or deleted…

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

so this IS peak performance

Biology be like "time for crab"

books?? amazing. paperbacks?? soft, cozy, may fit in your pocket, cheap so you don’t feel bad for taking notes in them. hardcovers??? beautiful, pristine, ground you into the world they hold by making you grip them tighter, the stars of every bookshelf. ebooks?? convenient, cheap, always with you, a vast library that you can hold in your palm. new books?? crisp, the smell of wood, ideas waiting to imprint themselves upon the world. old books?? objects transcending history, sweet smelling, enriched by the hands that stroked their pages. books.