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Ley

@callmeshakespurr / callmeshakespurr.tumblr.com

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Hey, how have you been? Are you ok?

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yoyo

first of all - thank you so much for your concern, itโ€™s really kind of you to ask <3

i have been okay so far, i guess. lifeโ€™s been all over the place, i had some pretty big issues with my family and girlfriend, and iโ€™m in the middle of my exam phase atm, but iโ€™m managing everything pretty well (:

this was also the reason for my disappearance and the reason why i havenโ€™t touched this app in months. maybe iโ€™m going to start writing again as soon as my christmas break starts, cause i still have at least five exams before that.

itโ€™s very nice hearing that you care though, thank you so much for that <3

also- i do take requests, as always, iโ€™m just not working on them yet and my updates are always pretty slow [:

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We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from โ€˜mom and popโ€™ type store. Its likely youโ€™ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious.ย 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it wonโ€™t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider โ€˜will this harm a workerโ€™ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

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tattoosfade

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

itโ€™s a thing. I wonโ€™t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel donโ€™t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didnโ€™t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Donโ€™t send people to jail over petty things.

theft for many is survival in this system and taking away from multi-billion dollar companies that are a part of the oppressive capitalist system

I love this post so much. Like, an unbelievable amount.ย 

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liamgalgey

And they say thereโ€™s no honour among thieves.

Thereโ€™s honour among honourable thieves. A thief is still a person, with the capability for good and bad, just like everyone else. The moment someone assumes either good or bad of someone, they perpetuate that belief into reality.ย 

Never been a big part of this myself but I approve and shall pass it on

Gonna use these cheat codes when Iโ€™m broke and on the streets @travalerray

Good luck with that

If youโ€™re white, realize that Black people are more closely monitored than white people in stores and use that privilege.

-far

I forgot to add this last night. Donโ€™t steal from Target. Theyโ€™ll let you get away with the theft until they have enough to charge you with a felony, they keep track with what you steal between stores, and they have the most proficient loss prevention systems.

-fae

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reblogging because sex ed is usually shit but itโ€™s really really important

I donโ€™t consider this nsfw because this is actually important and people need to get educated.

Trust me, youโ€™ll want to read this!

I never go the talk, nor do I know about Sex Ed. So, this is very useful. This isnโ€™t NSFW, this is education.

I never learned much about โ€œThe Talkโ€, and my health class only taught us about different STDโ€™s and STIโ€™s instead of teaching us how to stay safe. They never even taught us about anal sex. They only taught heteronormative sex. I never knew what intersex was until today.

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yoyo

i added lotr/hobbit to my fandom list, feel free to request <3

also iโ€™m trying to gain my motivation to write back atm so maybe iโ€™ll post something soon, or maybe i wonโ€™t so- please bear with me a little longer (:

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how did i earn 102 followers i didnโ€™t even do anything what is this-

<3

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Hey Hun, how ya doing?

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yoyo!

iโ€™m not feeling too good tbh since some things happened, plus i have a lot of stress atm in general /:

but thank you for asking, it really means a lot!

i hope youโ€™re doing okay too <3

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viralthings

The woman Iโ€™m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said โ€œitโ€™s for rock music.โ€

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sheepkind

marry her faster

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reblogged

The Hobbit/LOTR characters on Tumblr

A/N: Just funny shit I thought about while using Tumblr. Enjoy!!

Btw 100 notes for pt 2 (this is a joke btw, but comment please!!)

Kili

  • probably makes memes
  • very friendly to everyone
  • probably following either too many people, or nobody at all
  • if he gets a hate, it's because he didn't posted photo of how he looks like
  • after he posts it, he gains almost two times more followers
  • online either 24/7 or almost never
  • gets notes all the time
  • sometimes spends too much time on Tumblr replying messages and comments he forgets his homework
  • Dis is mad and he can't go on his phone for two days
  • secretly reads crush x reader stories

Fili

  • short articles, photography, drabbles or music themed blog
  • polite and kind to everybody
  • follows only mutuals or blogs with similar topics
  • and his brother, of course
  • well, as soon as Kili posts photo of himself and people find out Fili is Kili's brother, they want photo of Fili too
  • so they end up posting photo of them both to both their blogs
  • it goes viral on Tumblr
  • online like two or three times a day to answer messages and notes and to post stuff, sometimes browsing through the site
  • gets a lot of notes
  • really funny in real life, even funnier in messages

Tauriel

  • probably has a photo, fashion, makeup or hair care blog
  • highy aesthetic
  • spends a lot of time editing photos
  • Kili's crush
  • is nice but can get sassy
  • follows blogs with similar aesthetic for inspiration
  • and Kili's meme blog
  • gets a lot of compliments on hair and gets asks on skin care routine
  • like, all the time
  • is online during evening and night
  • there isn't a second she doesn't get notes
  • has a side blog for fanfiction, but would never admit that

Bilbo

  • has probably blog with cooking theme- the theme is cozy and pretty
  • his foods look absolutely delicious and too beautiful to be eaten at the same time
  • this guy is food blogger but dislikes the term
  • so he says he is just a great cook
  • the most polite and mannered person in the internet
  • but he is a Sassings too though
  • follows in-real-life friends, other food blogs and blogs with cozy photos
  • people ask him about some secret cooking tricks
  • he says it's just a dedication to work
  • online only if he posts something around late afternoon and evening, or in late morning to check messages from friends and comments
  • he blocked all Sackville-Bagginses

Thranduil

  • male model type of blog
  • reserved but got the sass too
  • follows only Legolas, nobody or his fanpages and Legolas
  • online usually through breaks between photoshoots
  • probably also hair model
  • probably L'Oreal hair care model
  • has a soft spot for hobbits and would never admit he smiles and his heart warms up while seeing those adorable smiles, curly hair, food and cottagecore aesthetic

Ori

  • artsy or knitting themed blog
  • friendly, but doesn't know how to start conversations
  • following his friends and other art blogs that notice his
  • this guy just can't get a hate
  • people adore his drawings and think he is cute
  • online around two to four times a day, because he is usually busy with drawing or school
  • every single note make his eyes light up and tear up at the same time
  • VERY thankful for his followers
  • so he often opens requests and draws his followers

Bofur

  • has most likely blog dedicated to comedy
  • friendly
  • follows his friends' blogs
  • he takes funny photos from everyday life and puts with even funnier description there, sometimes he sings fun songs people make covers on
  • that makes his eyes tear up every time
  • it's precious to him
  • irregularly active, can be active all day long or a week away (then the blog runs on quenues)
  • loves scrolling through the blogs tbh
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hopephd

Seizure First Aid.ย 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.ย 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you donโ€™t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

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