Everyone Is Just Pretty??

MC: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Barbatos: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Diavolo isn't.

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

Water Reminder

Seems appropriate this evening

Surprised you forgot these two

when i say “a buddy of mine” i could be talking about my best friend of 15 years whose maid of honor i was in her wedding or a fellow tumblrina whose post i agreed with

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

This dog is living his dream

an important addition

creacher

Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

When the wifi goes out