Where were you in 1813?
robbing stagecoaches out west
Liar, stagecoaches didn't make it to the west until the 1850s
thanks to me
Where were you in 1813?
robbing stagecoaches out west
Liar, stagecoaches didn't make it to the west until the 1850s
thanks to me
hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly
get peer reviewed @egberts
me: Ah my lovely new rug is finally here, one of a kind, hand woven, it really brings the room together.
Jeffery the spiller, holding a cartoonishly large drink with no lid:
ABCDEFGHIHJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y
23/26
strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
nice
also to everyone who wanted the link to buy this shirt ummmm too bad. i plan to be the only person in existence who has this. what can i say i'm a gatekeeper
put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
I love baseball
they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch ๐ญ
my scapegoat is eating your straw man
Iโm going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
How much
Only 3400
hot damn ๐โโ๏ธ cmon guys lets go ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ
ok Iโm back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go
There was a fifth penguin of Madagascar who was all sassy and sarcastic and had an emo haircut and he became a Tumblr sexyman.
Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10