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Tyrantrum Tantrum Giveaways

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This is a Shiny Pokemon Giveaway Blog! All Pokemon are Powersaved. GTS Giveaways require a Zubat. Timezone: Central Time     IGN: Kane FC:1006-0001-7479
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Anonymous asked:

Mom, how can I tell someone I like them?

“Hey, I think you’re cool as frick. Wanna go do something?”

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Anonymous asked:

Interspecies relationship, we are a progressive generation.

Indeed. You can’t stand in the way of love even if it’s between a t-rex and a tentacle-limbed turtle

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Anonymous asked:

How did you get your wife to know you liked her with out her hating you?

“AAAAAYYYY Bae B)Wan sum Fu?”

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Anonymous asked:

But, I'm not allowed to mess with the butter knives Pokemom, how can i make a sandwich if I'm not allowed to use the butter knives?

I never said you couldn’t use butterknives! You are a responsible Anon and I trust you not to spend several agonizing minutes trying to saw your hand off with a butter knife because you accidentally confused it for a sandwich

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Anonymous asked:

So your wife doesn't know about your children? It's amazing how you've been able to keep them a secret for so long.

Well, she does know about them but she’s much prefer to be the absentee parent (sorry, boo).

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Anonymous asked:

All of my childrens are fed daily on dirt and puddle water but they don't seem to be doing so well. Any tips on raising childs?

You must not be using the right dirt :(

I feed min on a mixture of top soil, clay, and salt along with filtered bilge water and concrete chunks for that extra fiber. Gotta keep the kiddos regular!

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Anonymous asked:

pokemom can i please have a sandwich?

You’re a big Anon who can make they’re own. I just went grocery shopping yesterday so scoot on into the kitchen and leave those fresh baked cookies alone! Those are for dessert!

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Anonymous asked:

Did u birth all of your childrens?

Nah, the found me and I took them in. The wife doesn’t wanna have kids as far as I know

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