“I just had my rifle with me. Just me. Against all of them, so… What else could I do?”

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

wait I just wanted to add the actual macaroni salad the author posted the recipe on her Twitter and

NO WONDER NOBODY EATS IT

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

man everytime you guys see alexa and despacito yall just smash that reblog button huh

DBH: Hank calles Connor his son when he dies, has a clear hint that Hank thinks Connor resembles his deceased son Cole, makes it evident that both Hank and Connor care for each others safety on multiple occasions, has them both hug in the end after getting a good ending, and overall makes it possible for Hank and Connor to have a close father/son relationship.

Tumblr: *Draws fanart of Hank and Connor making out while half naked*

Me:

LIEUTENANT!!! I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THE EVIDENCE IS…. FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD!!!!!

Keep reading

kid waiting to get picked up from school

Mark Zuckerberg during his congress testimony

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

my main goal

is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know nobody

1 like: one pat for Cheddar

1 reblog: one SMOOCH for cheddar

I’M SMOOCHING AND PATTING AS FAST AS I CAN!!

F A S T E R

I can’t believe taehyung looks like that

I’m not saying hope world was a masterpiece but that’s exactly what I’m saying

I CANT STOP LAUGHING 《gif not mine》