i honestly love having catholic friends with weird niche opinions on every imaginable angle of doctrine liturgy etc etc etc recently in casual conversation i said “i don’t like that parishes obsessed with getting and keeping attendance from our age group exclude the mea culpa from mass” and it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop and then one person said “you’re valid. there, i said it.”
St. Nicholas Church, Demre, Turkey is a museum and an ancient Byzantine Greek Church. Its usage is dated from its 6th century. It is notable for being the burial place of St. Nicholas of Myra, a (4th century) Greek Christian bishop and the historical inspiration for Santa Claus.
kidz bop x the mountain goats
IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN
Elie Saab / Resort 2019
Badgley Mischka / Fall 2018
to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
The wife and the demon are the same person
The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious
me before getting to the end of this post
im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™
creepypasta
mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents
“my mother and my parents”
you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface
christmas hot take: religious christmas songs are mostly bangers it’s the secular tunes that suck
me listening to o holy night when they get to the part about falling on your knees
The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.
silver and gold can buy many blankets
explain how
money can be exchanged for goods and services
Not at 2 am in Bethlehem it can’t.
only address me as The Friend from now on
there’s so much in this person’s wiki I wanted to quote but you know what here just take the link
i like to think that smoking protects me from mugging bc like... it obviously means i have a lighter
my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy
y’all know what im saying