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Death and his stupid puns

I will make a webcomic one day. I have the characters and the plot. I’ll definietly write oneshots or even a longer story once though.

I don’t think anybody is interested in my oc-s but I’m gonna post silly stuff of them anyways.

So here we go:

Amida is about to die, because of the ice surrounding her in the pit she had falled into. She can’t find her way out and now she’s laying there, barely moving.

Death appears and walks towards her and the converstation goes like:

“W-who are you?"she asks, her vision is blurry.

"Oh sorry I thought it would be obvious.

Look around you’ll freeze to.. Death. ”

She blinks at him, his face comes into focus as he comes a bit closer.

“M-mortimer? I’m about to.. To d-die and y-you just m-made a pun?”

“Oh, come on you drama queen you know I won’t let that happen.” he says, Rolling his eyes and picks her up, unfolds his wings and flies away with the poor girl.

After Amida got a warm bath, and was given tea and comfy blankets she forgives him though.

Then a bit later as they are watching some bad soap opera..

“I just realised you used the same damn pun you used when I first met you. Jesus. ”

“I used it because I thought it fit the situation.”

“You.. and your stupid puns will be the death of me.”

“Oh dear, I’ll be the death of everyone. ”

“S t o p”

“Is it your way of saying ‘you are mine’? how very posessive.. I would promise I’ll be yours only but.. Everyone dies. Not my fault. ” he looks at her with a little smirk

“Are you flirting with me?” she asks before she could stop herself

“What? ” he blinks

“What? "Amida blinks too

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Fandom Game #4

Fandom:Sherlock

Description:Blondie, smoll, kinda chubby, dark rocker style, boots,sarcastic ass, loves books and coffee. Sweet tooth. Has a cat, dog, fish and plantsies. Has like 3 friends and thats all.

I ship you with Jim Moriarty.

Short story:You met him before he started to chase Sherlock Holmes.

You were at an exhibition which he easily broke into. Everybody ran towards the exit but you trapped inside somehow.

He noticed you and decided to put on a little show for you. At first you were really scared, and shocked but then you realised he wasn’t planning to hurt you. You even made some bravely sarcastic remarks which he laughed at. It was scary but somehow mesmerising. He fleed the scene and the police got there, put you into safety, and you even got a blanket.. against shock.. how ridiculous.

After the whole thing you couldn’t stop thinking about the strange criminal, with that dangerous smile. You found him oddly attractive.You tried to do research about him, not much came up. He sure was some professional. After a while.. You met again. In a freaking coffee shop.How surreal. Nobody else recognised him, but he recognised you so he gave that same smile he gave you on the scene. He wasn’t even afraid you’d call the police or something, he acted calm and collected. “Can I buy you a drink? "He asked and you just nodded. With a little hesitation "Good” the man said.

You found him interesting, and he found you quite interesting as well so even if your warning bells rang so loudly, you agreed to meet him again.

Headcanons:

-Imagine you two at your home, reading detective stories

-sitting on the couch, shoulders barely touching and in the next minute you re both find yourself kissing each other.

-if you two are having a fight he tries to outsmarr you so you’ll be the guilty and you give him some hard speech.

-You whining about why jim never water the plants when you are away

-your friends come over and almost áll of them is intimidated by him

(One of them isn’t because she has a similiar type of bf.its me ya boi.)

-you two like to bake together, and you eat most of the cake in the end

-him,suddenly talking about sherlock Holmes a lot and you start to worry about him but after a time you just find it hilarious.

-You warn him thought to not get himself killed.

thaaank u <3

The ship game

Pick a fandom, tell me something about yourself and I’ll tell who would I ship you with.also I will write little headcanons for the ship too.

Fandoms are:

Supernatural

Izombie

Sherlock (BBC)

Durarara

Gotham

Harry Potter

Jay and Silent Bob

Dogma

Avengers

Spiderman

Deadpool

Teen Wolf

Faking it

(You can ask me bout orher fandoms too, maybe I know them and I just forgot to mention them on the list. Also tell me if you want a male or female character. )

Also It’s not an original idea. I saw this somewhere and I decided ro try it for fun.

ship me

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