Hey, shit hit the fan

Ya’ll wanna commission me? 

tl;dr there was a flood, and my car is…well, he’s dead Jim.

 And I need money to pay people to get me to work / mechanic to see if said car can even be saved…which I’m really hoping so. I really really am, I’d rather scrap and save for like a 400 bill over trying to figure out how to get a whole new car.

So, here is my $15 dollar grab bag head shot commissions once again. 

If you are interested, please drop me a line on tumblr and we can discuss. Ultimately expect a flat rate of 15 with possible price increase for extra stuff.

Slots:

I’m going to try and take 10 for now. If you can’t afford one of my commissions slots but still wanna help.

I do have a Kofi I barely use that you can slap money at me there if I have the time and energy I can try to sketch up some quick dumb doodles as a thank you but I can not guarantee that. 

 Or just reblog this so I can get help. I’d appreciate it.

I was planning on opening back up in Feburary because my work is about to demand a lot of my time. So these Headshots might take a while for me to bust out.

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

Beast in the Streets

An incredibly self-indulgent, self-contained comic for Obake Kokai. Please enjoy the very basic word balloons and comic sans. [ Commission ] or [ Ko-fi ❤ ]

A long awaited commission for @lumei-xiv  where I did the lines and asked the wonderful @infamousr to slap his amazing color skills as a big thank you and happy holidays for one of the most kind folks ever.  Thank you Lumei for all the support you’ve given me and my art and I wanted to give you a thank you for everything.  So thank you!

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

Here are some sources for this 

This is unexpected. 

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

anime writer: okay so this fight scene has a lot of environmental destruction. the ground is fracturing, buildings are crumbling. these lads are going ham,,

animator:

I walked by the new cat arcade today and I am shaken.

CAT ARCADE???

Tumblr is dying, everybody back to gaia online

its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight

Mushman

I’ve just been meaning to draw a Mush for a while. [ Commission ] or [ Ko-fi ❤ ]