🌧skeleton memes🌧

I’m not sure what you guys are talking about.  The video technically ended AFTER a cliffhanger

Yes.  Yes I waited 2 years to make that joke.

I’m not sorry.

you know what i miss??? sand animals

would you accept these soft, funky little dudes into your heart?

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

but who are you, anyway?

sometimes being on tumblr feels like that john mulaney delta airlines sketch

take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams

“He starts to play a song on his violin, that is in fact, the most god damn gorgeous piece of music the three of you have ever heard. Taako, even you, an imbecile, can recognize the beauty of the tune that this sad, sad bard is playing for you. His claims are a hundred percent accurate. He is the most incredible musician any of you have ever heard. You guys are moved to tears.”

im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it

prefacing someone’s url with “tumblr user” (e.g., tumblr user setheverman) is like calling someone mr/ms/mrs. [surname] irl

prefacing someone’s url with their alias (e.g., randy slimetony) is like calling someone by their full name irl