I can control only one hole

ITS @thirteenyasmin BIRTHDAY WHICH MAKES IT NATIONAL CHENRICH DAY !!

friend

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician

I will consider this suggestion

Tiktok has surpassed tumblr LMAO

neuro-nonconforming and genderdivergent

wwdits + textposts

Hey @elodieunderglass

HaHA thanks for telling me

They never look at me with the telescope

I have been informed about sun filters

Taipei 101 is THE MOST EVIL building on the planet

Look at this fucking Judge Dredd-level shit, god damn.

This is where the final boss is

it has a gigantic counterweight towards the top to reduce swaying, which is kind of necessary for any very tall building, but its out in public view and painted gold and you can see it like, swinging around

#this whips ass youre all just weak

Is it brilliant architecture? Yes. Is it glaringly obvious that this is a supervillain aesthetic? Also yes.

Maybe if someone posted a photo of this building not covered in dark fog and shot from an ominous angle, you would see that actually she is very friendly and beautiful.

You could certainly make all buildings look evil given that angle and lighting. Observe this, brother.

All you are proving is that all tall buildings are evil, which we already knew

“From an ominous angle” you… you mean the ground? Which is the angle most people around it will see it from?

This definitely made me smile

In my mind, Theo is on the same level of being a narcissistic drama queen as Draco. Why? I don’t know 😂

Them both wanting to be the center of attention all the time? Would result in some interesting group dynamic and I’m here for it!