Pflanzichan

I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Ach deswegen hat der Bund ao3 auf die Bannliste grpackt

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

to everyone asking: yes this is real

source 1, source 2

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

Has anyone told the BBC that they can make season 6 of Merlin or a movie or whatever with the same speacial effects budget and we would all still watch it.

Like I don't give a shit if that dragon looks like I rendered it. I just want to know if Merlin and Arthur's wedding is in the spring or would they go for a winter one, because they are not like other girls.

Y'all ever experience Depression™️ and glue an entire pack of googly eyes to your vacuum robot?

That was not its final form, by the way

#biblically accurate roomba

#cleans everything everywhere all at once (via @kitelined)

hmmm

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

Gave serious consideration to whether or not Seto Kaiba would play animal crossing and my first instinct is no because Kaiba wouldn’t be interested in a game he can’t Win and consider it a waste of time, however Mokuba would want to play it. and if Mokuba is going to play animal crossing then obviously Kaiba is going to have a little house in his village. and if Kaiba is going to have a house in Mokuba’s town then obviously they both have to go full theme-park-designer on it and create an immaculate masterpiece.

I would argue that Seto Kaiba thinks he absolutely CAN win at Animal Crossing, and that’s by having HIS island be more splendid and beautiful than any other Island out there, like how a Bower Bird wins at being a Bower Bird, so if you visit his island it looks like Roller Coaster Tycoon on steroids and also an AZA-Approved Jurassic Park But For Dragons.