Unpopable Bubble

the reason i’m single is that whenever i hear someone is interested in me i get nervous, start to panic, and do everything possible to avoid acknowledging the person or situation

Honestly same.

I had this crush on this guy once, but as soon as he started showing interest in me and asked me on a date, I got scared and kinda “lost” my crush on him.

We stayed friends, and eventually - once I stopped being scared of him - went on a date.

We’re married now.

Y’all gotta stop not posting anything after 2am I’m bored

i, too, become pessimistic after being shaken

Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal.

What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge fucking sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be.

And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it isn't mine, and don't fucking pretend that - given the chance - I wouldn't eat a human child."

"What are we going to do with him?" "I propose murder." "Where would we put the body?" "I volunteer." "Are you suggesting we should kill him because you want to eat his corpse?" "I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to kill him here, I just can't think of them all right now."

made too many jokes abt being sexy and cool and accidentally developed an ego

This is literally how self-talk works. Congratulations, Mental Health Tumblr! The secret plan to make people stop feeling like shit is working!

reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i'm doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him

i love being a historian dating a lesbian librarian and getting texts like this:

Fuck all romance except whatever this is

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

✨build your dream apartment and I’ll tell you what you need in 2021✨

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

the only good april fool’s joke

Mega fauna and little mega fauna

a moose and two mini meese

Meeses pieces

The strange curse of being a geography major and seeing commentary about “shipping” on this site only to realize it has nothing to do with containerization and the transformation of the global supply chain…

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PLEASED I AM THAT WE’RE ALL NOW TALKING ABOUT CONTAINER SHIPS 

Someone needs to go to Panama, stat! Plug both holes, grind the whole world to a halt!