timmy turner was a horrible person

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

carlfalkmusic: This is how we get stuff done @ashtonirwin @lukehemmings @calumhood @michaelclifford @theramiyacoub #democraticsongwriting

Robert Pattinson hated Twilight with such a passion and it’s so hilarious tho

Flying a drone through fireworks

I really don’t think anything exists man

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

Time to fuck a blender

wait no

Can’t risk it

why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

That’s because it’s from a series of very… Odd Game Boy advertisement.

is this abstract art

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA

Misha:

~ Harun Yahya

*male artist voice* this is my new project, it’s like, the dark side of Disney princesses. so like, Alice is on drugs, belle has Stockholm syndrome, jasmine is a terrorist and sleeping beauty is getting plastic surgery. it’s super cutting edge as you can see

also look out for my new greek goddess paintings, including ‘naked white woman with helmet’, ‘naked white woman with pomegranate’, ‘naked white woman with bow and arrow’ and who could forget ‘naked white woman with slightly bigger boobs and a rose’

also stay tuned for my seven deadly sins paintings, including such classics as ‘naked white woman looking at herself in a mirror’, ‘mostly naked white woman posing in lingerie in a bed’, and my personal favourite ‘naked big breasted woman looking at you, the viewer, lustily’

I’m screaming this is exactly it tho lolll

Don’t forget to check out my latest project called ‘millennials’, where I critique society’s obsession with technology through a series of paintings such as ‘people in suits staring at phone screens which are sucking their souls out’, ‘white woman takes a selfie as the world burns around her’, ‘teenage girl photographs a shipwreck and ignores the drowning passengers in favour of choosing an Instagram filter’, and finally ‘image which bluntly reminds you, the viewer, that you too are a slave to technology, as you are viewing my artwork through the medium of a screen, completely ignoring the fact that I made all these paintings on a computer and uploaded them to Deviantart myself’.

every time i check back on this post it keeps getting better

As someone who takes AP art at a very white very rich quite liberal school… y o u w o u l d n o t b e l i e v e

Also: here’s Pikachu but realistic, by which I mean it has a lamprey mouth.

the fact halsey ocasionally goes back to the long-pastel blue hair gives me such a warm and fuzzy feeling inside because it reminds me of the beginning of her journey, that time when the smallest little achievements she had meant the world to us and to her. And also because it reminds me that now that she is huge all over the world she still keeps that same essence from when she was just a cool kid trying to make it

Guys this is Really Really Important….

Keep your Stick in your Pants….

Not all that Glitters is Gold….

They exist in Haiti. Thats how my great great great grandfather died.

Wait hold on someone explain this to me I’m so lost lol

The belief is Haiti is that certain women can live under water and will lived there for years… These women are extremely beautiful and men being men can’t stay away from a good looking women are seduce and then dragged under water and are never to be seen again… My great grandmother was one of these women… One day her mother sent her to go get water from the river and she never came back 10 years later they see her come up the road in all white with beautiful jewelry all around her body sing up a storm.. When her family asked her where she was she told them she was under water… thats the story my grandma always use to tell me growing up

11-11-1992

Wow

Sounds like daughters of Yoruba goddess

I love African and African Diasporan mythology.

we call them “river mumma” in Jamaica

I NEED MORE MYTHOLOGY INVOLVING BLACK CULTURES IN THE DIASPORA.

We call the “mammi water” in Nigeria

Random PSA

I just got reminded of this because someone tweeted about sneaking chipotle into the movie theater. 

Reblogging this because at my work tonight someone literally got fired on the spot because someone snuck a beer in. Don’t destroy someone’s source of income just because you didn’t want to put your garbage in your jacket for 10 minutes.

I never would have known this. I’ll be careful not to do this in the future

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.

death as it shook you you gave it a fool's look you said I am an empty page to you (x)

happy birthday, dean!