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ive never been naked and if you have you’re disgusting

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

guess what number im thinking of

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

yeah it was 69

can we please normalize being quiet in the morning

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

This is a powerful child.

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

(via heyladycat)

You guys heard of this youtube site yet

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

King

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager