I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out As Really Mean: a 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off As Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

#first time parent

New Finding Dory trailer! [x]

find a friend who feels this ways about what you hate about yourself

caution: video may be too scary for some audiences

RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY GARRY GERGICH!

Bernie Sanders is losing.

Hey people if you want Bernie to win you actually have to go to your state’s caucuses/primaries. Bernie is doing well, but the reality is that he’s not in the lead yet. Preach all you want about how much you support him, but if we don’t act and go out to declare we’re voting for him, he’s gonna lose.

The candidates aren’t chosen by internet hype. They’re chosen by solid support shown at the caucuses/primaries. All you need to focus make a quick Google Search to find where the caucus/primary will be held for your area. Find when it is and GO. Show the government that Bernie actually has support.

Minnesota’s caucuses are on March 1st. I’ll be volunteering at one, and I don’t want to see Bernie defeated by Hillary AGAIN – especially not while Trump is polling so high. I’m not kidding. Trump is winning states now.

Seriously, sitting on your ass hoping he wins won’t get us anywhere. Go out and declare support so he actually gets to the real election. If he doesn’t start winning states he’ll be forced to drop out of the running. Find your Minnesota Caucus

National Caucus/Primary Schedule

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person!!! 

#you’re gonna need to see madame pomfrey for that burn

Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me

Like how…. How is this possible

Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??

The music…

Watch this, it’s important

this person is a fucking hero

@syllogismi

IM YELLING

Majestic!

One of my favourite. A deep purple geode that connects together perfectly. It’s so calming and a pleasure to look at. I haven’t taken it to my microscope yet.

The Wiccan’s Glossary