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Multi-Universe-hopping Gnome-Dragon and Yordle

@shorthammertime / shorthammertime.tumblr.com

Rules | AUs & Ships (coming soon) | Headcanons (coming soon) | NSFW Blog | Mun Blog
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Since it will be this blog’s 3 year anniversary on the 14th February, I decided to hold a small giveaway!

‘Capes!  How do I enter?!’

- Like / reblog this post!  Each action is one entry, a maximum of two entries will be counted per blog.  You must be following me….and if you decided to unfollow after the giveaway…it’s kinda shitty etiquette, but I can’t stop you.

‘Capes!  What can I win?!’

- First prize will receive a custom emote of their chosen character!  This does include the mock-up in-game (The footage will be from champion spotlight videos, so I will only be able to use the newer spotlight footage…basically from when the rift got the makeover):

-Second prize will be any 1820rp skin of your choice (You must be on either NA, EUW OR EUNE, and this will take up to 48 hours to sort out due to Riot’s gifting policy)

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I will be drawing winners at 12pm GMT, so good luck, and thank you for supporting me over the years! :D

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Well, it’s time for bandlebooties to sail away on it’s viking funeral straight to Valhalla. The news came as a bit of a surprise so I’ve been scrambling to get all my stuff together and ready to migrate to other platforms so I can still give you guys all what you follow me for. Midgets and whatnot, of course. I want to thank all of you who not only followed me through the last tumblr hiccup, but continue to support me through commissions, patreon and positive feedback and encouragement over the last few years. I’m so honored to have so many people who make me want to be a better artist and make me feel good about not only where I am now, but where I can be in the future. 

Thank you to my thousands of followers for sticking with me, and if you’d like to continue to see my work in the future, I have some other platforms you can choose from. 

I’ve completely revamped my patreon as a tip jar with higher res copies of my works for those who would like to pledge and support me there. https://www.patreon.com/Bandlebro

I also have a twitter that you can follow me on here https://twitter.com/BandleBro

My website has officially launched and will have updates of art and shop/merch in the future, so if you wanna check that out head over here! Bandlebro.com

I also have an FA account if people would prefer this platform instead. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bandlebro/

and a Newgrounds! It’s still fresh so there’s nothing there yet, but I’ll be dumping my stuff there soon. https://bandlebro.newgrounds.com/

And finally, I have a discord server where I post my stuff and interact with my fans and patrons! Discord Server

I hope I’ve made a platform for everyone to use who would still like to see my work. Thank you all so much for the years of fun and growth this site has provided me. And remember; Once a Bandle Gunner, always a Bandle Gunner.

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New places where I will be:

I will probably still lurk and reblog stuff as normal until the 15th (On my birthday, so yay x3) And then on the 16th… on the Final SindayBeware the Poppy and Chromie Pornstorm x3

Sadly can’t be bothered with spamming my blog full, so just go to my NSFW Twitter, if you wanna see some quality stuff xP

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pikaiscool

At what point do you realize you messed up? This started off as vent art, yet turned straight into BirdHaven territory…

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yazzdonut

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

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GREAT SEA STORY

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899. “Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed. The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.  The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.  The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899. In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900. This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days, Two different months, Two different years, Two different seasons But in two different centuries - all at the same time!

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rilgon

Conclusion: Captain Phillips was a very bored bronze dragon.

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pr1nceshawn

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

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vastderp

dogs are the absolute best.

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