strange icon on my dash BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAoh hang on. sniff sniff lick sniff. sniff. mutual. carry on

here's some baldurs gate drawings :^)

I wanna look at him forever

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

so did that the vampire get the job

stop scrolling. leans in. SNIFFFFF SNF SNF SNF SNIIIFF SNIF SNIOF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF SNIF. ok you may pass.

finally I got them all

Some Harrow the Ninth doodles

heartening saga honestly

Good morning

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

i hate the expectation that i have to plan for the future. has anyone  ever considered im scared

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.