I have,,, so many children

My friend wanted me to draw my oc with the brush art meme!

Plushie Knicknack

due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me

due to circumstances that i will not elaborate on i shall be getting lost in the moss

for purposes that don’t concern you i intend to decompose

I was being chased by this eerie dark 10-feet tall monster into my kitchen (but then in my dream I remembered that there was a tv on the counter) so I realized I was inside of a dream, turned around, said, “Fuck you!” To the monster and instantly woke up. I was like 7.

My boyfriend is doing something awesome.

He’s making an online spell maker/ witch encyclopedia

Basically you can type in an intent or keywords and get ideas for spells

Or you can type out everything you want and it is also color coded (key words like love are red, courage is orange, etc.) and do cyber spells

It’s not done yet but once it is I’ll for sure be sharing on here!

gotta look this up to see if they ever finished this.

We plan on releasing it soon, the only thing is that not every ingredient has been added and after its out we may still be in the process of adding

Look forward to it! Android?

Certainly it works on all phones since it’ll be a web app, but it can be added to your home screen for convenience :)

I’m dying waiting for this

It’s out !!! @the-witch-in-wonderland

Can you say what the link is?!?!? Id totally buy this from the app store

It’s free pinecone.pub

This is pretty amazing. Can’t wait to see where you take this. Check this out folks.

This is my favourite witchy app EVER. I use it every day and highly recommend it!!

Wow thank you!! @caffeine-and-crystals

🔮Boosting this cause it’s amazing,and everyone should know about it!🔮

I forgot I made an account.

I LOVE THIS. I’d highly recommend to all witches, beginner to master, it is a PHENOMENAL tool, thank you to you who made it!!

@magyk-soul Thanks so much for saying so! I always show Ian the developer the nice messages from this post (sorry I don’t reply to every one!) And it always makes us smile to see people enjoying our site!

Since I haven’t reblogged this in a while and it turned up on my dash again today. Reminder that OP changed urls and is ash-verity above, and totally worth a follow. And if you haven’t yet checked out this site, do it NOW.

Baby deer cries every time it tries to be put down

This is the opposite of a problem

Well that’s adorable.

“He spoil’t. We have spoil’t a wild deer.”

@starprincekenny If you were a deer, this would be you. SPOIL’T

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

I’m taking notes 

wrong you do this

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.

The Sinking City: creature maquettes

@exhausted-cryptid

Lovecraft’s Philosophy of Nature…

this is too real though

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

why are the pigeons so green

chlorophyll

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

Godzilla got hoops

hmmm