Happy 10 years of Mishapocalypse!!

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

whenever i’m depressed i remember that these pictures exist

I feel like…I feel like Mr. Purpleiplier needs to be added because look at how soft and wholesome these are??

(reading your comments 18!)

Oh silly me! How could I forget these photos of Mr. Goofball?

(Goofin’ Around the New Office!)

Bonus:

When Mark referred to Amy as the most beautiful girl in the world

Adorable!!

…I have m̡̝̹̻̱͖̯̲̞̟̣͕̓̄ͮ̽̿̇̄̎͌̍̂ͦ́̚̚o̲̙̩̩̼̝̿͌̽̔̎̅ͪ̈͂̿̅̑̈́͝͠ͅŗ͖̪̞̭̟̩̘͈̪̱͔͔̪͓̮͓̔̑̓͗ͫ̿͋ͪ̌́͂̓ͦ͠͞͠͠ͅẹ̷̵̖͙̙̼̹̱̟͖ͭ́̈̃ͥ̽ͭ̌̋̂̀

(IT ALL ENDS HERE | Undertale LIVE - Part 7 right at the end of the stream)

I’ll keep adding on to this every time I can remember a really cute n’ fluffy Markiplier moment!!

I REMEMBER THIS!! i saved those pics immediately!

Look! At! How! Happy! He! Is!

(From his instagram)

he is an actual angel asifjsdiogfhfddg

here are some more good ones from his instagram!! (and @pantasticpanini i’ll tag u in updates from now on since you asked!)

(From Mark’s Twitter)

!!

soooooooo goooooood!!!

If I may…

If I may just may…

May I?

you absolutely may

mark and chica are my favourite thing ever

but also

I MUST ADD THIS ONE AS WELL BECAUSE I’M SHRIEKING

This needs to be shared!!

I can’t not reblog this

@snowelfxx have some wholesome Markimoo

some things said by Mark instead of cursing. Not including all of the noises he made.

“Calm as grandma’s feet”

“mambO NumBER FIVE”

“Wimbledon,  Wimbledon, Wimbledon, Wimbledon”

“Fun fun fun fun fun fun thisgameisfun, fun fun fun fun…fun….fun….funfunfunfunFUNFUNFUNFUN IT’S FUN GUYS”

“Gangous Khan” “Abraham Lincoln”

“I’m a big old raging dancer”

“Chirstan Stewart”

“You scared bee”

“Why did it push”

“Like a dalmatian in lube”

“Losing sanity is apart of youtube”

“No need to be sassy mister just be classy”

“The chair is dead”

“Bokay”

“Hold on to your chairs cause i’m coming to town”

“Soft baby, hush baby, Soft baby, hush baby, Soft baby, hush baby”

“This looks like good”

“I have never wanted to ride a snake more in my life then i do right now”

“The RISK”

Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

Good Eats 🥙

In case nobody’s told you today, you’re worthy. You’re valid. I’m glad you exist

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

fat bitch

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

literally just drank water

you’re welcome

reblog if you think the dear evan hansen understudies are just as talented as the OBC

This kid: “I arranged this cool song for a full concert band”

Me: “Wow you’re pretty talented”

This kid: “also the entire concert band is me”

HE’S ACTUALLY GOOD AT EVERY INSTRUMENT, LIKE HE’S NOT JUST HALF-ASSING EVERY INSTRUMENT, HE REALLY KNOWS ALL OF THEM

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Reblog the gay d20 for good luck on all your LGBTInteractions™

This is probably my favorite thing anyone’s done to a post of mine and I’m proud of my little d20 for helping people crit their dreams