boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
I was put on this earth to be mid and then die
why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses
Yeah why can't I cumin my lover
idgaf about career development im using the rest of my 20s to build my lore
thesaurus.com save me
aid me
assist me thesaurus.com
what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
The LGBT stands for LoGIstically 🅱️ifficulT
best notification possible
i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen
Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
nowhere else
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
... much like something else i know of
reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals
I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included
me when I see a cat if I’m being honest